Okay.
Honestly, I don’t see why Friendiot is being so condescending.
He told me that Metal Fan (other friend) is going to ask me to prom. And he’s being a total jerk about it. He says that he’s going to laugh at me because apparently Metal Fan is the cheapest guy ever.
Seriously, who the fuck cares?
I have no expectations whatsoever for prom, except to have a good time with a chill friend. I’m not expecting him to roll out a red carpet or present me with diamonds. Really now.
And while we’re on that topic, Friendiot talks about how he’s going to ask some bombshell girl to prom, and how he’s going to bring an HD camcorder and be the most bomb ass date ever.
Alright, man. So where’s your date? I didn’t see her for Junior Prom, Winterball, or any of the dances you’ve talked about.
I don’t see the girls you party with every weekend, and if you’re so god damn popular, where the fuck are your cronies? Hm?
I’ve silently dealt with the fact that you are a pathological/compulsive liar. I’ve accepted it. I’ve defended you to all the people who have told me, “Oh, *****, he’s so fucked up. He just lies and makes up BS all the time”. I’ve told people, “Okay, so he lies a lot. Everyone has flaws. But he’s actually a really nice and cool guy.”
And then I have to deal with you being a jerk for no fucking reason. Seriously, grow the fuck up. You act like you’re the great
